EAST IS EAST
MURDERED ENGLISHAnother Big Day teaching English in Tokyo.
Dear Mr. Ganie,
Hello. Since it is recently too much painful, if I am
bad, and before to the waist inspects all the time in
a hospital, I will be a hernia.
Thankyou for sharing your thoughts with us, Yoko.
Already my day is much brighter. I particularly
enjoyed how you spelled my name. It made me feel
like all my pedagogic efforts have been worthwhile.
The medical examination cannot enter from 3:00,
and cannot appear in Todays lesson altogether
Well, we will certainly miss your valiant efforts to
conquer the Queens English. Please accept our
deepest wishes that you not be a hernia.
May I escape from a lesson excuse me at 13:45?
Absolutely. No problem. In fact you may escape even
earlier. Say, 13:44. Or 13:43.
I am sorry that October 1 goes to rehabilitation and
cannot participate in a lesson.
While October 1 goes for rehabilitation, perhaps you
should tag along and do something about that hernia.
I need your help well from now on.
Youve got it.
Tokyo, Wednesday, 04/19/06